Hi there. Are you doing well? Yes? Good. Great.

Let's cut to the chase, yeah?

I'm trying my hand at being professional with this writing thing, and professionalism needs its own website and blog, right? Well, here you go, professionalism! A brand new, shiny website, just for you. Don't say I never did nothin' for ya.

Unfortunately, personal blogs aren't really my thing, so I don't have much else to add right now. Check out my portfolio section for some writing samples, and consider messaging me if you'd like me to write for you. Definitely message me if you want me to write for you AND you want to pay me for it, too. That'd be swell.

I should have some new content to add pretty soon, fingers crossed.

Here's a picture of a duck with a hat on its head:

A duck with a hat on its head.

A duck with a hat on its head.

Onwards and upwards.